The Mouse that Ate The Moon
The mouse that ate the moon
A bitter pill
All kinds of different everything
They usually eat
all kinds of moon rock
Stuck between the teeth
And if you see one in ya kitchen
and ya wanna kill it
you'd better be quick
Cause they are pretty fast with the ol escape routien
But this beast ladies and gentlemen
The one that lies behind this very curtain
Now too fat for a speedy getaway
This rapaciuos rhodent
Not an omnivour oh no
Not a carnivour or a hebivour
But a Lunivourous pest
The mouse that ate the moon
Roll Up Roll Up ladires and gentlemen for behind these curtains
On the this very stage behind me
A voracious rhodent
We Have for your entertainment
The One The only, the increadiblre, now ineadible the obese, Mouse that ate the moon
Now I see some of you here who are a bit
(how shall we put it?)
Long in the tooth
Perhaps can remember a
A
time in your youth
the moon
It waxed and wained,
It went away,
but it always came back again
Who can remember a time
When the moon was
Full in the sky
Like a big Cream Pie
That tasty treat
Ripe for a mouse to eat
The barker takes a pause
Goes behind a screen
has a little toot
As a lurid banner unfirls
roll up roll up
and see
All dressed up
in a three piece suit
The rat that ate the world!
(exerp)
