KINDER SURPRISE
Comes from a gas station on a hot afternoon
You eat all the chocolate
You drive off like a hoon
There's a blue plastic capsule
It's a little bit sticky
But inside there's an octocscope
With full assembly instructions
You put it together it doesn't take long
And when you look through it you get
Eight extra pairs of lips
Forty extra fingers on a hand
Look at a watch make time fly
Endagered speicies
Just multiply...
A dead rat in a jar sealed up tight and left in the sun
Just use the octoscope; you got enough for everyone
Look at all those breasts - look at all those thighs
Just can't believe my thirty-two eyes
Just can't believe my Kinder surprise
Well.... I took you to this party where hardly anyone showed
Looked in the mirror - got an instant crowd
You're never alone,with Kinder surprise
Take under the water
Or into the skies
Look at a painting or your shopping supplies
But.... Don't look at roaches and don't look at cops
Piles of dirty dishes should be avoided at all costs
Look at all those bands look at all that TV
We're running towards Just you and me
She bought it for me on that hot afternoon
We ate all the chocolate we went to the moon
There's a blue plastic capsule,it's a little bit sticky
But inside there's an octoscope with full assembly instructions....
Kinder Surprise...........................!
You eat all the chocolate
You drive off like a hoon
There's a blue plastic capsule
It's a little bit sticky
But inside there's an octocscope
With full assembly instructions
You put it together it doesn't take long
And when you look through it you get
Eight extra pairs of lips
Forty extra fingers on a hand
Look at a watch make time fly
Endagered speicies
Just multiply...
A dead rat in a jar sealed up tight and left in the sun
Just use the octoscope; you got enough for everyone
Look at all those breasts - look at all those thighs
Just can't believe my thirty-two eyes
Just can't believe my Kinder surprise
Well.... I took you to this party where hardly anyone showed
Looked in the mirror - got an instant crowd
You're never alone,with Kinder surprise
Take under the water
Or into the skies
Look at a painting or your shopping supplies
But.... Don't look at roaches and don't look at cops
Piles of dirty dishes should be avoided at all costs
Look at all those bands look at all that TV
We're running towards Just you and me
She bought it for me on that hot afternoon
We ate all the chocolate we went to the moon
There's a blue plastic capsule,it's a little bit sticky
But inside there's an octoscope with full assembly instructions....
Kinder Surprise...........................!
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